Merry Christmas/Hanuka/Kwanza and whatever else I forgot.. to whoever is reading this! (If anyone is actually reading this).. Well, hope you have a great Christmas/Hanuka/Kwanza!

I thought I would post this. It's one of my oldish poem thingies? Yeah, I guess you could call it a poem. Sorry if it's not like woahh. But I try. Well here it is:

"I felt as if I were walking among a path.
I took no direction, just followed the unplanned route;
No clue of where this road would leave me.
But this road is coming to an end.
There are two paths now, splitting the unplanned route in two.
I have no direction, there's no destination.
What now?"

Yeah, so my friend and I were bored one day, so we 'composed' this song. It's supposed to go to the melody of 'So What' by Pink. It's not done yet, though. Yes I know, I know; We're lame and childish and immature. Blah, blah. And yeah, we're perverted. ;D. Enjoy reading dawwggg:

I guess I just lost my penis, I don't know where it went.
I guess I'll go buy a new one. They're only 50 cents!
I got a brand new penis, and I'm gonna wear it tonight.
I wanna get a penis, and it's gonna get in a fight.
NANANANANANANA!
It's gonna get in a fight.
NANANANANANANA!
THEY'RE ALL GONNA GET IN A FIGHT!
So, so what?! I got a penis! And it's a fake one! And I don't need yours!
And guess what? It's having more fun. And now that it's numb, it's gonna show off.
Tonight, it's alright, it's just fine.
(And we forgot to write this part!)
So, so what?! I got a penis! And with a boner! So I don't need yours tonight!
Check my penis. Uh.
That hooker just took my penis, and gave it to Britney Spears. FUCK.
I guess I'll go buy a new one then sell it on ebay.
But what if there's no more penises?
Well I guess I'm just gonna die.